These pictures come to us from diver Keri Wilk who got caught up in the underwater s**tstorm off the coast of the Dominican Republic.
Wilk and three other divers had planned an epic day of swimming with a pod of sperm whales in what he describes as “the most crystal clear Caribbean blue water you could imagine.”
Unbeknownst to them, though, that water was about to get a lot, er, murkier thanks to a sperm whale whose stomach was on the fritz.
The animal dropped what is probably the most massive deuce ever recorded, covering about 100 meters in all directions.
Wilk says it got in his eyes and mouth. It was everywhere. Once clear of the “poo-nado,” the clear ocean water washed it away. Wilk still took and extra long shower, just in case.
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